dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog: I think victor krum might be one of my favorite hp chars when faced with the challenge of having to breathe underwater victor krum decides to turn his head into a shark that’s the kind of qualities I admire in a man
sarahexplosions: tiktokofoz: gingerbreadsheeran: DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU READ DEATHLY HALLOWS AND FOR A BIT YOU HONESTLY THOUGH HARRY WAS GOING TO DIE AND THAT HE WAS DEAD AND THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD DO IT WAS JUST ENDING YOUR HARRY WHO YOU HAD WATCHED GROW UP FOR SEVEN BOOKS WAS D E A D AND YOU HAD NO CLUE THAT IT WASNT THE END OF EVERYTHING The page-turn from “The Forest...
Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
deborahcastellano: The Problem with ‘Boys Will Be Boys’ thebkwyrm: For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion. No matter how many times he did it, his parents never...
iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
delladilly: if you ever meet a cute boy who’s kind of an asshole but also brooding and strangely quiet, a boy with unfathomable hooded eyes, a boy who seems to be carrying huge burdens of which he cannot speak, a boy says shit like LOOK YOU NEED TO STAY OUT OF IT, or PROMISE YOU’LL WAIT FOR ME, or I CAN’T GIVE YOU GOOD THINGS FOR LO! DARKNESS GNAWS AT THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, or YOU DESERVE...
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
johnquincyadams: it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
amazzingphil: [IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
daxsymbiont: im resigning from feelings. from now on i will only have feelings about fictional characters and universes and events. i did this for years it was a good system time 2 get on that again
tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
To be or not to be? Bitch I might be– William Shakespeare (via morgan-freemans-voice)
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
allwecanbe: Friends who trivialize your mental illness are not friends Friends who don’t attempt to understand your mental illness are not friends Friends who shame you for your mental illness are not friends
say it with me now emotional abuse is still abuse do not tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual just don’t
farorescourage: why do girls always date the nice guys and not assholes like me i just don’t understand i mean i do the right things i hang out with the woman and then i pressure her into a relationship/sex because if i’m nice she should feel inclined to do that right that’s how women work right i don’t understand what i’m doing wrong and i obviously have the right to complain about it
keepcalm-andpartyyon: A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. A question mark walks into a bar? Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. The bar was walked into by a passive voice. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
butterscotchcreys: Let’s be real, if a character on Glee is doing something we’re supposed to think is bad 3/4 of the time it’s: 1) not actually a bad thing; 2) ridiculously OOC; 3) being done to prop up another character in a way that makes you feel bad for them and resent that character; or 4) a combination of any of the above.
starkidnutty: Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old. #she looks like she just found a unicorn